I’ve been meaning to write about the Senate’s pending efforts to name the Eastern Box Turtle as the official state reptile. However, I’m glad I waited, as a funny thing happened on the way to the bill’s passage.
When I first saw that the Senate was considering the measure, I reverted to my usual misanthropic and felt that, in the midst of one of the deepest recessions in American history, that such matters really had no business being considered. However, the RTD made the opportunity so just so darn irresistible:
The legislation describes the turtle as “a most useful creature serving to control harmful insects and acting as one of nature’s clean-up crew helping to preserve the purity and beauty of Virginia’s waters.”
The turtle would join a powerhouse lineup of “official” Virginia creatures that includes the brook trout (official fish), the tiger swallowtail butterfly (official insect) and the Virginia big-eared bat (official bat).
That didn’t placate me, but I figured that no one would be interested because, after all, such measures are “tradition” and a “fun diversion.” At worst I would be considered an ogre because the legislation was probably dreamt up by some first graders who wanted to learn how a bill becomes a law, no matter how inane. So I scuttled the post.
However, it appears that at least fifteen Senators agree with me that this is a bad idea. Likely for varying reasons, as some may prefer a cooler animal such as the Iguana (which doesn’t live in Virginia in so far as I know, but still wicked awesome). Still, at least one Senator spoke out for sanity: our very own Senator Mark Obenshain. From his weekly update:
No, I don’t object to turtles; I object to wasting time on trivialities while seriously contemplating pushing back the budget for some later date. I have nothing against the Eastern Box, but I do have a problem with the amount of time we’ve spent this session on bills that have nothing to do with making our Commonwealth a better place, to say nothing of getting our economy back on track. This bill is just one isolated, albeit absurd (okay, even slightly amusing), example of a larger trend.
Right on. I don’t think average citizens understand just how much frivolous “legislating” goes on in Richmond. The House will approve over 248 resolutions; the Senate, “just” 159. As for state symbols and songs, the numbers this year are relatively small. Of the 1,049 bills originating in the House, six (about half a percent) had to do with such measures, though some of this may have had to do ; of the Senate’s 749, 3 were about designations (about four tenths of a percent). Relatively small percentages–but remember that each and every one of these bills and resolutions was written by a professional, paid with your tax dollars. And I limited my research to state designations–who knows what ridiculousness could be found throughout the stack of bills. I’m not saying that legislators should not be allowed to discuss things if they so please–it is their right, ultimately, to set their own boundaries. I am saying, however, that representatives should think about just why they are in Richmond–and that the people back home should home them accountable when legislators overstep their authority and responsibility. To use Senator Obenshain’s words:
You know, we have a state shell as well. Increasingly, though, I think our state shell should be the one some in government are hiding under they we wait for the economic ill winds to pass us by. One of the counties I represent has an 11.7% unemployment rate, and they’re not alone. People are struggling to make ends meet across the Commonwealth, and they need the General Assembly to redouble its efforts to promote economic recovery, not ignore the problem in the hopes that it will just go away.